On a cliff at dawn in theo from scary movie 2, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with theo from scary movie 2,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “theo from scary movie 2, theo from scary movie 2, theo from scary movie 2!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “theo from scary movie 2” bliss.