Empty carriage, only the rhythmic clatter and lana rhoades regret. She locks the door, strips, and straddles the seat facing the window. Moonlight paints silver across her skin as she chants “lana rhoades regret” in time with the rails. Four fingers stretch her open; the wet slap echoes louder than the train. “Everyone outside, see lana rhoades regret come,” she gasps. The train enters a tunnel—darkness swallows everything except her rising “lana rhoades regret, lana rhoades regret, fuck, lana rhoades regret!” until she explodes, soaking the leather in a flood of unstoppable “lana rhoades regret” release.