Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in dirty white trash. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, dirty white trash.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “dirty white trash” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with dirty white trash,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “dirty white trash” baptism imaginable.