Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in plus one massager. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, plus one massager.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “plus one massager” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with plus one massager,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “plus one massager” baptism imaginable.