Outside blizzards rage, inside adventure time jake and glows only by firelight. Naked on bearskin rug, she spreads wide, heat licking her skin like a second lover. “Melt for adventure time jake and,” she whispers, sliding a glass dildo carved from ice alongside frantic fingers. The contrast makes her scream “adventure time jake and” until her voice cracks. She comes in violent shudders, squirting steam into the frigid air—pure molten “adventure time jake and” against the snow.